JOKE TIME EXPRESS: Volume 21

FOR FACEBOOK ADDICTS

Soon, wedding will look like this:
Priest: “Do you agree to change your Facebook status from single to married? “
Guy: “Yes, Father.”
Gal: “Yes, Father.”
Priest: “You are now husband and wife. You may now poke the wife.”

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“Sa akin ka nakahawak ng mahigpit, sa kanya ka naman nakatitig.” – mouse, nagseselos kay monitor!

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A Love Story "Text" 
BOY: "Di ko na kaya ‘tong ginagawa mo sa kin. Lagi na lang! Sa lahat na lang nang sasabihin mo, nahihirapan ako. I’m sorry, I just can’t take it anymore. Sobrang pagod na akong intindihin ka."

GIRL: "BvHeiiB aNoUh bV4h 3An6 pN46xx4b1h mOuH?? di cKitAh mA1ntiNd1hAn! aNoUh bV4Ng NuAg4w4h QoUh x3oH!! bV4T k4h nKk1pAgbVr3Yk??”

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AMO: “Bakit ka umiiyak?”

KATULONG: “Sabi po ni dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig.”

AMO: “Butlig lang iiyak ka na.”

KATULONG: “Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po pero bakit naman butligs pa!”

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Priest on mass was interrupted by a kid playing at the altar.
Priest asked: "Kaninong anak ba itong batang ito?"
A woman shouted: "Atin yan, Father!".

Do You Want to Gain Financial Wealth and Spiritual Abundance at the Same Time? - Bo Sanchez