JOKE TIME EXPRESS: Volume 20

Spanish of:
I LOVE MY LAWYER!
Te amo notario publico!
MY GIRLFRIEND IS A DEODORANT MODEL.
Mi amiga el modelo del tawas.
MY FRIEND FAILED IN MEDICAL SCHOOL.
Mi amigo el albularyo.
THREE BOYS TOOK A BATH IN LAGUNA.
Tres muchachos los banos laguna.

oOo

THE GOOD NEWS: There are many ways on how to argue with women.
THE BAD NEWS: None of them works!

oOo 

Tekyo: Botchoy, binabalaan kita! Tigilan mo na ang panliligaw sa anak ko!
Botchoy: Ano naman ang masama doon? Eh pareho naman kaming binata?

oOo 

[Sa tindahan ni aling Diony]

Pulis: Isang coke nga.
Tindera: Maestro ka, ser?
Pulis: Hindi, pulis ako.
Tindera: Maestro ka nga ba, ser?
Pulis: Bingi! Pulis ako!
Tindera: Ay, bubu kang pulis ka! 

Tenatanung keta kung sesepsepen mu…Sa estro!…
Tsk, tsk, tsk!…

oOo 

[Erap & Jojo Binay went to a Washington DC dinner.]

A waitress came to take their order. 

Erap leans to her & says, “Can I have a quickie please?” 

Waitress is appalled & yells about women’s rights & storms away. 

Binay then says to Erap, “Erap, it’s pronounced as ‘quiche’."

Do You Want to Gain Financial Wealth and Spiritual Abundance at the Same Time? - Bo Sanchez