A man was thinking about getting married. He looked up the word “engaged” in the dictionary.
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Nagsumbong ang 1ng bata sa pulis, “mamang pulis, may lalaking ginulgupi sa kanto!” “Sige, pupuntahan ko,” sabi ng pulis. Inabutan ng pulis na ginulpi ng dalawa ang isang lalaki.
Nang sitahin nya ang dalawa, sumagot ang isa,
“Nagpakahirap kaming mang holdap tapos dudukutan lang kami ng walanghiyang yan.”
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Our generation had destroyed the Christian virtues…
CHARITY is now a sweeptakes.
HOPE is now a cigarette.
GRACE is now a G.R.O.
HEAVEN is now a motel.
and the worst of all
TRUST is now a condom.
What a generation!
CHARITY is now a sweeptakes.
HOPE is now a cigarette.
GRACE is now a G.R.O.
HEAVEN is now a motel.
and the worst of all
TRUST is now a condom.
What a generation!
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TEACHER: If there were 5 birds sitting on a fence & you shot 1 with your gun,
how many would be left?
BOY: None because the rest would fly.
TEACHER: Well, the answer is 4 but I like the way your thinking.
BOY: I have a question for you mam, there are 3 women in the ice-cream parlor, one was licking her cone, the 2nd was biting her cone & the 3rd was sucking her cone, which one is married?
TEACHER: I guess the one sucking the cone.
BOY: No, the one with the wedding ring on her finger but I like the way your thinking.
BOY: None because the rest would fly.
TEACHER: Well, the answer is 4 but I like the way your thinking.
BOY: I have a question for you mam, there are 3 women in the ice-cream parlor, one was licking her cone, the 2nd was biting her cone & the 3rd was sucking her cone, which one is married?
TEACHER: I guess the one sucking the cone.
BOY: No, the one with the wedding ring on her finger but I like the way your thinking.
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BOY: Hi, Laura!
(sabay yakap at halik!)
Ang tagal nating di nagkita. Ang laki ng pinagbago mo.
GIRL: Di ako c Laura.
BOY: O, pati pangalan mo nagbago rin.
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Chu, Bu & Fu were good Chinese friends. On their visit to the U.S…
Chu decided to call himself Chuck.
Bu decided to call himself Buck.
Fu decided to return to China!
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