JOKE TIME EXPRESS: Volume 17

FLIGHT STEWARDESS:
Ilang sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sa bundok na walang paliparan. 

In this case of emergency, please don’t panic! 

Ladies and Gentlemen, parachutes will be provided at the crash site 

and breakfast will be served to all survivors! Maraming salamat po! 

Sa Ngalan ng Phil. Air Lines, ng Ama, Ng Anak, at Na Espirito Santo… AMEN!

oOo 

PEDRO: Niloko ko yon tindera kanina. . . .hahahaha!
JUAN: paano mo naman niloko yon tindera?
PEDRO: nagpaload ako eh! wala naman akong cellphone!

oOo

 Teacher: Juan, give me colors that start with letter M, except maroon!
Juan: Hhmmm…
Maitim!
Mapute!
Maputla!
Madilaw!
Mukhang berde!
Mejo asul!
Mamink-mink!

oOo 

 Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”

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