Boy: Nay may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Aah, eh di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!
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Mga Signs Your Pandesal & Other Bakery Products Have Shrunk
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Aah, eh di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!
oOo
Mga Signs Your Pandesal & Other Bakery Products Have Shrunk
- Your usual 15 minute breakfast is reduced to 5 minutes.
- Brazo Mercedes is renamed ‘Daliri ni Mercedes.’
- Your small daugter boasts of a new learned stunt from her yaya: “Ang paglunok ng 3 pirasong tinapay nang sabay-sabay."
- When you go to the bakery and say, “Pabili nga po ng pandesal,” & the baker would reply, “Ilang tabletas?”
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Lola: Amang, wala akong pera!
Holdaper: Alam ko kung asan ang pera mo…[sabay pasok ng kamay sa bra ni Lola]
Lola: Ituloy mo iho, may dollars pa sa ibaba!!
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Erap: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala! Walang taong ganun kataba!
Loi: San ang balitang yan?
Erap: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; ‘British tourist lost 2000 pounds.’
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Junior: Nay, bibili ako ng HIGH CAKE.
Nanay: Hindi high cake, anak. HOT CAKE yun.
Junior: Ok ‘nay, watever. Pahingi nalang ng barya.
Nanay: Sige, kumuha ka nalang dyan sa SOLDIER BAG ko.
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A lawyer driving on a highway notices a crowd in an intersection.
With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action, he shouted,
‘I’M THE SON OF THE VICTIM.’
Upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through.
There he saw, bloody and helpless lying in front of the people…a pig
bumped by a trailer truck!
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Erap: Honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo.
Loi: Bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init, init !!!
Erap: Sabi kasi sa label, for best results put on 2 coats.
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hehe,, nice,,
ReplyDeletenay, shoulder bag po.. haha..