DISADVANTAGES NG COMMITTED SA ARAW NG PUSO
FLOWERS: P700
CHOCOLATES: P800, Alangan namang Choconut ang ibigay mo
DINNER: P5,000 medyo sosyal
SINE: P600 pati snacks
REGALO: At least P2,000
oOo
A LESSON IN LOGIC
Ang kape ay pampanerbyos samantalang ang gatas ay pampalakas.
Kaya huwag uminom ng kapeng may gatas dahil ito ay pampamalakas ng nerbyos. May point sya!
oOo
Misis #1: Mare, ang galing-galing ng anak ko!
5 yrs. old pa lang, kayang-kaya niyang i-spell kahit pabaligtad ang name niya.
Misis #2: Ano ba name niya?
Misis #1: SABAS.
Misis #2: Ano ba name niya?
Misis #1: SABAS.
oOo
Don’t ever believe that LAUGHING...
Has always been the best medicine.
Because as far as i know..Ang baliw kahit anung tawa hindi gumagaling…
Because as far as i know..Ang baliw kahit anung tawa hindi gumagaling…
oOo
(Pumunta si Gorio sa Starbax)
Gorio: Isang kape nga!
Waiter: Sir, decaf po ba?
Gorio (Galit): Aba syempre, alangan naman de plato!
Gorio: Isang kape nga!
Waiter: Sir, decaf po ba?
Gorio (Galit): Aba syempre, alangan naman de plato!
oOo
A Sunday morning priest said:
“Next Sunday I’ll talk about the sin of lying. To know more read Mark Chapter 17.”
Next Sunday priest asked: “How many of you read Mark, Chapter 17?”
Only GMA raised her hand.
Next Sunday priest asked: “How many of you read Mark, Chapter 17?”
Only GMA raised her hand.
Priest smiles & say: “Mark has only 16 chapters.
Let’s proceed on my sermon on the sins of lying!”
No comments:
Post a Comment
"If someone were to pay you 10 cents for every kind word you ever spoke and collect from you 5 cents for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor?"
- Anonymous