DAD: Anak, pinagdududahan ko ang pagkalalaki ng nobyo mo.
DAUGHTER: Ha? Bakit niyo naman po nasabi yun?
DAD: Nagkita kami sa gay bar kagabi!
oOo
WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS..
.. don’t cause traffic accidents every time they bend over in public
.. dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
.. can always see their toes and shoes
.. can sleep on their stomachs
.. know that people read entire message on their t-shirts
.. can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
oOo
JOEY: Ano bang hinahanap mo d’yan sa supot ng 3-in-1 coffee? Kanina ka pa silip nang silip d’yan!
RONNIE: Hinahanap ko ‘yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa karton, ‘sugar free’!
WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS..
.. don’t cause traffic accidents every time they bend over in public
.. dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
.. can always see their toes and shoes
.. can sleep on their stomachs
.. know that people read entire message on their t-shirts
.. can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
oOo
JOEY: Ano bang hinahanap mo d’yan sa supot ng 3-in-1 coffee? Kanina ka pa silip nang silip d’yan!
RONNIE: Hinahanap ko ‘yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa karton, ‘sugar free’!
oOo
SA BINYAG:
PARI: Anong pangalan ng bata?
PARI: Anong pangalan ng bata?
TATAY: Surf po..
PARI: Hindi yan pwede kasi pangalan ng sabon yan..
TATAY: Eh, bakit po pangalan ng asawa ko Perla?
PARI: Sige.. bibinyagan ko anak nyo si Surf, anong ibubuhos ko downy o zonrox?
oOo
“Hindi ko alam kung paano ako kapag wala ka sa likod ko…
Pakiramdam ko, lahat ng gagawin ko, mali.
Ang masama pa, wala ka para itama ‘yun.”
– LAPIS na walang PAMBURA
EMO rin pala!
HAHAHA! I love this volume :))
ReplyDeleteEspecially the Emo Pencil and the 'women with little breasts'->Very advantageous right?
(affected masyado.haha)
thank you Kuya. I had a good laugh! :D
Juan: San natutulog ang kuba?
ReplyDeletePedro: Sa kama...
Juan: Ngek! panu yun eh di rocking chair ang labas nun...
Pedro: eh di san pala???
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Juan: Sa LABABO.
hahahahaha
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wala man padagdag lng...
hm...nice jokes=))
ang cute! mf. pati pala lapis emo! hahaha
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