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Sunday, January 2, 2011

JOKE TIME EXPRESS: Volume 6




Boy: Miss, siguro kalamansi ang panlinis ng mukha mo?
Girl: Bakit kasi makinis ako?
Boy: Hindi, kasi parang naiwan pa ang mga buto!

oOo

(Nasa McDo si Pacman at Trip Magvalue Meal)

Crew: Good afternoon sir. May I take your order? Please choose.
Pacman: Letter, letter..
Crew: What letter sir?
Pacman: Sabi ko letter.. Mamaya na lang.

oOo

Bata: Lola ingat po kayo, nangngangat ho ang aso dyan.
Lola: Oo alam ko, sa tanda kong ito wala pa akong nakikitang asong nanununtok.

oOo

(Hidden Plot vs. Roxas)
Lahat ng tumakbong presidente ay si Binay pala ang inindorso! 
Pag sama-samahin mo initials nila . . .

           N – oynoy Aquino
        E – rap Estrada
          G – ibo Teodoro
                     R – ichard Gordon, and
O – thers.
Posted by Read 'n Digest at 8:11 AM

3 comments:

  1. Maj1/02/2011 06:45:00 PM

    Hahahahaha! Masaya pala ang mga puro pinoy jokes!
    Thanks Kuya. Very timely ito! =)))

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  2. sonia1/03/2011 04:58:00 AM

    hahahaha...ang saya...ang sasama...haha...still, enjoy pa rin basahin..Thanks po para rito :))

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  3. Rizza1/03/2011 05:09:00 PM

    funny naman.wahahaha ang saya basahin.. Thanks po kuya :))

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