WHAT: Do You Want To Gain FINANCIAL WEALTH and SPIRITUAL ABUNDANCE At The Same Time? - Bo Sanchez
"If I could give you one gift, I would give you the ability to see yourself as I see you,
so you could see how truly special you are."

~ Anonymous

INSPIRATIONAL VIDEO OF THE WEEK:

Inspiration 365 Days a Year by Zig Ziglar

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

JOKE TIME EXPRESS: Volume 11



 Common Pinoy Mistakes: 
  • Ale, pabili Colgate, yung Closeup. (Adik ka sa toothpaste?)
  • Sarado mo pinto! Lalabas ang aircon. (Sosyal, may paa?)
  • Yaya, salubungan mo yung skulbus ni junior. (Tama yan pasagasa mo!)
  • Anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha. (Patayin din si junior)
  • Tinuka ako ng ahas. (Manok ba ito? May tuka?)
  • May tonsil ako. (Kami rin!)
  • Tulog kana? (Malaman mo pa kaya kung oo?)
  • Lowbat ako eh (Di baterya ka rin?)
oOo
   
Pangga: Ano beer ang hindi nakakalasing?
Sagot: Septembeer, Octubeer, Novembeer at Decembeer.

oOo

(Isang Araw Sa May Tindahan.)
Pulubi: Palimos po.
Tindero: Wala po, patawad.
Pulubi: Cge na po, kahit magkano.
Tindero: Cya, cge, eto, dos.
Pulubi: Salamat po ng marami. Isang Marlboro nga po, yung menthol.

oOo

Anak: Daddy bili mo ako ng chucherya!
Daddy: Bobo! Di naman chucherya tawag dun!
Anak: Eh, ano po ba dapat?
Daddy: Chiskarrs!

 oOo

Amo: Inday, Bakit di mo pa dinidiligan mga halaman sa labas?!
Inday: Sir hello?? Umuulan po!
Amo: Eh di mag payong ka, gaga!

oOo

Bakit hindi puwedeng mag hair net ang mga kalbo?
Dahil…magmumuka silang microphone!

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