BATA: Pabili pong juice.
ALE: ‘Yung nasa powder?
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A Woman was Kidnapped.
The Kidnapper Sent a Piece of her Finger to her Husband & Demanded Money.
Husband Replied: "I Want More Proof!!”
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TEACHER: Kung meron akong 5 anak sa una ko asawa,
4 sa ikalawa & 3 sa huli... Anong meron ako?
JUAN: Maam, kalandian po!
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BOY (Sumigaw): Inday bili mo nga ko ng safeguard!!!
INDAY: Huwag mo naman ako sigawan di ako binge!
Anong sim card? Smart o Globe?
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