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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

JOKE TIME EXPRESS: Volume 2



(Nurse and Patient from the Hospital)
Nurse: Ano yang ginagawa mo??
Patient (Baliw): Nagtatanim…
Nurse: Anu yang tinatanim mo.. Eh wla ka namang mga seed..
Patient (Baliw): SEEDLESS NGA ‘TO! Adik ka ba?!

oOo
ANAK: Inay, bakit po shangrila name ni ate? 
NANAY: Kasi sa hotel namin sha ginawa...
ANAK: Eh si kuya toyota?? 
NANAY: Kuya mo naman sa sasakyan….
Hay naku tigilan mo na ako ESKINITA! 
Matulog ka na!

oOo

KALOY: Pare, tagayan mo pa ako. Nag-away kami ni Misis eh!
PEDRO: Ha? Sinong nanalo?
KALOY: Sabihin na lang natin na sa huli, nakaluhod syang lumapit sa akin.
PEDRO: Bossing ka pala! Anong sinabi nya?
KALOY: “Lumabas ka riyan sa ilalim ng kama!”






1 comment:

  1. This way, there's no reason not to smile and laugh everyday..hehehe
    Thanks, Kuya.
    Love the 3rd one.
    haha

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