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so you could see how truly special you are."

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Monday, December 27, 2010

JOKE TIME EXPRESS: Volume 1



TUKMOL: Sino sa inyo ang matapang? Lumabas!
SIGA: Ako, matapang ako, bakit may problema ka?
TUKMOL: Wala po sir, survey lang ho… 
O ngayon, yung mga duwag naman ang lumabas!


oOo

MAY NGONGO SA BUS

Ngongo: Mama mara lang a tami
(Hindi huminto ang bus) 
Ngongo: Mama mara!
(Tuloy tuloy parin ang bus) 
Ngongo: Mama inami ng mara e! 
Driver: Ori a! Aala o niloloo mo lan ao e!

oOo
  
BOY: Gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia?
GIRL: Ha? Bakit?
BOY: Wala lang… I just want to siomai love for you 
and hopia love me too!









3 comments:

  1. Talaga ngang humor ang dala ng mga pinost mo, Kuya! Hehe.
    Salamat dito. Napasaya mo ako. :D
    PS. Kaya naming gawin ni nixon ang ngongo thingy! =)))

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  2. Hehehe
    Tama ka jan Maj!
    Thanks po, Kuya!
    =)

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  3. tsek!
    whahaha.nLG p ngni q.:)

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